Spam da semana Querida Marie Keita, eu não sou seu pai!

Ter o e-mail exposto em uma página tão popular como o Gizmodo Brasil me faz um alvo preferencial de spammers do mundo inteiro. Recebo tanto lixo eletrônico por dia que, imaginei, deve haver alguma coisa bacana no meio de todos. Bacana, é difícil dizer. Mas há coisas divertidas, e a partir de hoje compartilho com vocês alguns dos melhores. A começar por uma variação do clássico possível-milionário-africano-procura.

Por Redação16 de abril de 2009 às 13:012 minutos de leitura

De: missmarie.k101@cantv.net [mailto:missmarie.k101@cantv.net]
Enviada em: segunda-feira, 30 de março de 2009 15:40
Para: missmarie.k101@cantv.net
Assunto: I NEED YOUR ASSISTANCE PLS,

I NEED YOUR ASSISTANCE PLS, From: Marie keita.
Abidjan Cote D Ivoire
West Africa.

DEAREST DADDY,

WITH DUE RESTPECT TO YOUR KIND OF PERSON. I SINCERELY MAKE THIS CONTACT WITH YOU BELIVING THAT YOU WILL BE OF GREAT ASSISTANCE TO ME, AND ALSO I KNOW THAT THIS MIGHT SOUND SO STRANGE TO YOU SINCE WE HAVE NOT MEET BEFORE, BUT LET ME QUICKLY INTRODUCE MY SELF TO YOU, I AM MARIE KEITA.

I AM 23 YEARS OLD GIRL FROM COTE D IVIORE WES AFRICA, MY FATHER WAS A GREAT POLITICIAN AND AN OIL BARON. BUT TODAY AS I AM WRITING TO YOU MY FATHER IS DEAD

BUT BEFORE HIS DEATH HE DEPOSITED THE SUM OF 5.5 MILLION UNITED STATE DOLLARS IN A BANK HERE IN COTE D’ IVORE. HE DEPOSITED THIS AMOUNT OF MONEY IN A SUSPENSE ACCOUNT AS FIXED DEPOSIT BEFORE HE DIED.

SO I BELIVE YOU AS GOD FEARING PERSON THAT I CAN TRUST WHO WILL NOT BETRAY ME WHEN THE MONEY IS TRANSFERRED INTO YOUR ACOUNT. I WANT YOU ALSO TO HELP ME MIGRATE TO YOUR COUNTRY TO FORTHER MY EDUCATION OR ANY INVESTMENT OF YOUR CHOICE,

SO PLEASE GET BACK TO ME AND I WILL GIVE YOU ALL THE INFORMATION YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT THE MONEY AND HOW WE CAN DO THINGS TOGETHER

THANKS,
SINCERELY,

MARIE.